What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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