What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I party with great urgency now.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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