I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can you bring me the toilet please
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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