Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
