that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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