You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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