He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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