so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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