So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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