how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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