Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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