READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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