if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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