Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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