did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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