This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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