did you get engaged???
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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