Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
