It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
oh god the rape fog is back!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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