What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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