if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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