i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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