is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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