windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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