I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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