He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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