I'm lost and stupid without you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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