Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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