She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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