I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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