He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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