Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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