Well douche your snatch and let's go!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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