She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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