So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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