There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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