are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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