ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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