what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Only a mothe r could love this liver
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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