I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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