I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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