susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
COCAINE IS GR8
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