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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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