I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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