She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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