$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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