1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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