Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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