She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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