he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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