Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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