I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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