Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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