I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Bring me that man meat
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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