great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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