im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The air taste purple.
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